Monday, November 20, 2006

What do you do when the clock strikes 13?

Welcome back to Laugh-Out-Loud Monday. Here's a funny joke to kick this new season off. Enjoy.

The other night a blonde was invited out with the girls. She told her husband she would be home by midnight. Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. At 3am, she went home a bit loaded. Just as she walked in the door the cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband might wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.

She was really proud of herself with coming up with a solution to being late when totally smashed.

The next morning, her husband asked her what time she got in, she said midnight. He didn't seem mad at all, and she felt like she got away with it.

But then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When she asked him 'Why?'

He said.. Well last night the clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh dang it, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted'.

Monday will be over soon. Don't drink and drive.

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