How things work: TV Speakers

For those of you who lie awake at night thinking, "How do the speakers in my TV work?" Wonder no more. This amazing video will explain all.

Finally a reason for why God made video games

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I wanna be super

Here's a fun site to visit for those of you with a little extra time on your hands. I created the awesome looking super dude pictured above. If you are wondering why he has suspenders, wonder no more. They are there to keep his pants from falling down. Enjoy

What's up doc (lame title)

I'm gonna be a doctor!!! Woot! 

More Pew Pew less QQ (pwned)

First off, since I know there is at least one reader of this blog who is under 16, there is adult language in this video clip. Please don't watch this without getting permission from your parents first. Seriously, stop reading and go ask your parents before continuing. Secondly I do not condone the language in this clip. On the other hand, if you have ever played video games online, you will have experienced this. And you have probably wanted to use these adult words. Don't. Just because professional actors use them, that doesn't make them appropriate for the real world. We have all been newbs at one time or another. Life goes on. On a happier note, I like to think I have never done this before - I at least put my mike on mute before going afk.

Update: I have relinked the video. Sorry about that.

Reuben's tube?

The guy in the video looks like maybe this was shot in the late '80s. That may be why I have never heard of a Reubens tube. Whatever the case, this is pretty amazing. Almost as amazing as the mullet.

You do what?

The rumors are true. I am now a music teacher for grades K-10 at Bios Christian Academy in Gilbert. What's that you say? You thought I only taught math, and grades 4-6, and managed the computers, and substituted for various other subjects? Well, you are wrong. As the resident renaissance man, whenever the call goes out for a new subject to be taught, I answer courageously. I am the rubber plug that stops the flow of injustice. I am the mirror that reflects the light from the bathroom to prevent stubbed toes in the dark of the night. I am the spell checker that prevents words from being spelled eroneously... erroneosly... erroniously... aironeiously... wrongly. I am the abacus that calculates at break-neck speeds. I am the head of the department of redundancy department. I am the headache in the criminal mind. I am the public on public transportation. I am the surprise you find in your cereal box. I am the neurosis that makes you spend $500 an hour on a shrink. I am the fingernails scraping on the souls of ne'er-do-wells. I am the batteries that are not included. I am the 3 AM wrong number. I am... rambling. That's enough for today I think.